|
Post by Gigaba 13 on Jun 8, 2008 3:11:53 GMT -5
Quit writing such big posts.
|
|
|
Post by Joppo Gwappo on Jun 8, 2008 12:32:27 GMT -5
Actually I think it just lets you watch TV and listen to music while it does all the sniping stuff. There's only a person there so they can have someone called a sniper. BTW the sniper can move by itself and fly. And it's charged by its infinite power source that's less than a millimeter in length. The sniper itself is about 1 foot by 2 inches... it's ammo is stored on a distant space station and it uses a black hole to transfer the ammo to the gun. (For your viewing pleasure)
;D
|
|
|
Post by Gigaba 13 on Jun 8, 2008 19:24:47 GMT -5
Die.
|
|
|
Post by DarkPheonix56 on Jun 10, 2008 16:26:38 GMT -5
Don''t froget about it's built-in microwave oven and it's ability to shoot an alien from 20 billion light-years away!
|
|
|
Post by Joppo Gwappo on Jun 10, 2008 17:34:21 GMT -5
Don''t froget about it's built-in microwave oven and it's ability to shoot an alien from 20 billion light-years away! 20 billion light-years away and across dimensions and periods of time! You could single-handedly shoot yourself in the 2nd dimension in the year 1643 from across the galaxy all while cooking some frozen corndogs, downloading illegal music, watching Cloverfield, and sitting in a recliner. It's perfect.
|
|
|
Post by DarkPheonix56 on Jun 10, 2008 21:24:52 GMT -5
There's only one thing it's missing! Chuck Norris. The sniper not only shoots bullets, but if you put it on the Chuck Norris setting, It targets whoever your aiming at and Chuck Norris kills them. There now it's perfect.
|
|
|
Post by Joppo Gwappo on Jun 11, 2008 14:39:43 GMT -5
You know what? Forget the whole gun altogether. Just tell Chuck Norris what to kill and he'll do it. He doesn't even have to cancel any plans because he can do it in his sleep (that he doesn't need... he only sleeps to appear more human).
|
|
|
Post by DarkPheonix56 on Jun 11, 2008 20:15:09 GMT -5
right. In fact if you just give him a vague description he can find whoever your looking for and kill the person with the power of his mind instantaneously. Like a heart attack. Except the people he kills internally combust and explode.
|
|
|
Post by o0beserker0o on Jun 12, 2008 10:51:08 GMT -5
Or i just come along and confuse and amaze them with my big words and british accent
|
|
|
Post by Joppo Gwappo on Jun 12, 2008 15:27:48 GMT -5
Or i just come along and confuse and amaze them with my big words and british accent But I bet you can't leap across space and time.
|
|
|
Post by Gigaba 13 on Jun 12, 2008 16:41:51 GMT -5
He's got a british accent.
He can do ANYTHING.
|
|
|
Post by DarkPheonix56 on Jun 12, 2008 23:49:05 GMT -5
true but what if you can impersonate a Britich accent?
|
|
|
Post by Joppo Gwappo on Jun 13, 2008 16:31:04 GMT -5
Plus there's a lot of people that have British accents... can they all travel across space and time?
|
|
|
Post by o0beserker0o on Jun 13, 2008 18:17:13 GMT -5
yes, why do you think we owned most of the world at one point when england is smaller than michigan? We stored our vast armies in different dimensions
|
|
|
Post by Gigaba 13 on Jun 14, 2008 20:59:22 GMT -5
Sweet Jesus, it all makes sense now!
|
|